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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 10:36

They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
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Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
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Next, they tried...
No go.
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Then came..
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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