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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 10:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Chinese-Owned Company Halts Work on Factory to Make Batteries in U.S. - WSJ

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

The Best Father’s Day Gifts On Amazon That Dads Can Actually Use - HuffPost

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

What is the best AI ChatGPT or Copilot, Cursor, Grok?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Still no good.

The FCC is cracking down on EchoStar’s deployment of 5G. - The Verge

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Why are white women so hard to date?

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Samantha Ruth Prabhu shares eating habit that helped stabilise her blood sugar levels - financialexpress.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

That whole wheat bread you've been eating is often a trap - it's not what you think it is - Earth.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you make a karaoke version of a song?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Fewer than 500 neurons are associated with the suppression of binge drinking, new research finds - Medical Xpress

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Your Apple Watch Is About to Get a Pretty Cool New Ability - Yahoo

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Was there any slavery of white people that actually compares to the transatlantic slave trade? I’m not baiting or anything actually genuinely curious and want to know.